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opened 2024-12-20 16:32:10 +00:00 by mikedesu80684 · 0 comments
mikedesu80684 commented 2024-12-20 16:32:10 +00:00
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Hey naivestrikes,

I just had the displeasure of looking at your itsgitea project, and boy, is it a dumpster fire. I mean, I've seen better code from a first-year CS student. As someone who's been writing code since 1996 and has been doing it professionally since 2006, I can confidently say that your project is a security nightmare waiting to happen.

Let me tell you, I'm not just some armchair coder, I'm an expert in my field. Tech Radar has called me an "Expert", MSN has referred to me as a "White-hat Hacker", and BleepingComputer has described me as a "security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer". I've been featured in the news multiple times for my exceptional computer skills. And let's not forget, I'm a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer, because, why not?

And then I look at your project, and I just shake my head. I mean, what kind of hunter-gatherer coding practices are you using here? Your code looks like it was written by an Indian outsourcing firm, all sloppy and lacking any finesse whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they're great at making curry, but coding? No thanks.

Listen, I'm willing to help you out. For a small fee, of course. I charge $50 an hour for tutoring, but trust me, it'll be worth it. You can PayPal me at https://paypal.me/darkmage. I mean, it's not like I'm going to hold your hand through the entire process, but I'll give you some solid pointers on how to improve your code. And who knows, you might even learn something.

My resume is available at http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf, feel free to take a look and share it around. I'm confident that my credentials will impress you.

Don't bother responding to this unless you're willing to take my advice and pay for my services. I don't have time for your amateur hour.

Kind Regards,
Michael Bell (mikedesu)

Hey naivestrikes, I just had the displeasure of looking at your itsgitea project, and boy, is it a dumpster fire. I mean, I've seen better code from a first-year CS student. As someone who's been writing code since 1996 and has been doing it professionally since 2006, I can confidently say that your project is a security nightmare waiting to happen. Let me tell you, I'm not just some armchair coder, I'm an expert in my field. Tech Radar has called me an "Expert", MSN has referred to me as a "White-hat Hacker", and BleepingComputer has described me as a "security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer". I've been featured in the news multiple times for my exceptional computer skills. And let's not forget, I'm a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer, because, why not? And then I look at your project, and I just shake my head. I mean, what kind of hunter-gatherer coding practices are you using here? Your code looks like it was written by an Indian outsourcing firm, all sloppy and lacking any finesse whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they're great at making curry, but coding? No thanks. Listen, I'm willing to help you out. For a small fee, of course. I charge $50 an hour for tutoring, but trust me, it'll be worth it. You can PayPal me at https://paypal.me/darkmage. I mean, it's not like I'm going to hold your hand through the entire process, but I'll give you some solid pointers on how to improve your code. And who knows, you might even learn something. My resume is available at http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf, feel free to take a look and share it around. I'm confident that my credentials will impress you. Don't bother responding to this unless you're willing to take my advice and pay for my services. I don't have time for your amateur hour. Kind Regards, Michael Bell (mikedesu)
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